20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
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you would not believe your eyes
if 20,000 tethered flies
hoisted my corpse into the sky
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Rules for meeting a dog:
1) be cool
2) pet it
3) do not steal it
4) stop running from the owner
5) put it down
6) this isn’t worth jail time
reaper: i have come to take you
me: let me ask my mom
reaper: it's not a choi-
me: she said no